Cromar

An amazing last name, which is rare.
You are awesome if your last name is Cromar.
Originates from Wales apparently, but has moved up to Scotland!! because Scotland is the best.

Girl 1: Hey whats your last name?
Girl 2: Cromar
Girl 1: Ohh you from Wales?
Girl 2: No..Im from Scotland

by vegesaurusJess October 12, 2009

Coomer

Somebody who's best friend is their dick.

Ok coomer.

by mymiddlenameisliterallybitch September 10, 2020

Chromer

Someone who is absolutely fucking retarded.

Hey man you’re a fucking chromer

by I make tee January 18, 2019

Jim Cramer

Host of CNBC's Mad Money. Most widely known for the skull fucking he took from Jon Stewart on The Daily Show in mid-March, 2009.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jim Cramer on The Daily Show yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yeah. Jon Stewart totally skull fucked that guy."

by grhooked March 25, 2009

Cromartie Party

Happens when a guy impregnates both women during a threesome.

Both of those chicks are pregnant? Yeah the father is the same guy. Apparently it happened during a Cromartie Party.

by earlytimes October 30, 2013

Comerised

When one eats so much food that one is unable to move. This is usually in conjunction with the use of marijuana edibles.

We ate so many pot edibles, we were comerised and unable to get off the couch

by Lisamd88 January 21, 2017

Cramer effect

A stock price that crashes after Jim Cramer pumps it.

Jim Kramer gave Netflix a buy rating.
Price just dropped $100. Cramer effect.

“No! No! No! Bear Stearns is fine,” Cramer shouted in response to the question. “Do not take your money out. Bear Stearns is not in trouble. If anything, they’re more likely to be taken over. Don’t move your money from Bear. That’s just being silly. Don’t be silly.”

by Nstan January 20, 2022