by Zacrobtho May 9, 2005
Get the Crockmug. In a way similar to the anonymous character's of the infamous butter commercials who communicate using two fingers, two finger swipe your girlfriend's (or boyfriend's) butt, just enough to obtain some butt butter, then jam your fingers into their nostrils.
I am going to country crock your ass!
You got country crocked.
Jack just gave his girlfriend Jill the old country crock!!!
You got country crocked.
Jack just gave his girlfriend Jill the old country crock!!!
by Dirty Jon March 5, 2011
Get the country crockmug. When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.
My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Bean Crockingmug. You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.
by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017
Get the Crock pottedmug. When used alone, crock is often used as a synonym for "lie" or "bullshit". But when paired with "off" the phrase can be used interchangeably with "fuck off". Because the phrase is relatively uncommon, it is a great way to tell your opponent off while also confusing the hell out of them and making them forget what they were talking about in the first place.
by Cr0ck 0ff February 13, 2017
Get the Crock Offmug. Placing food in a Crock-Pot and subsequently having sex until the food is done, usually for 4 to 6 hours. A post sex feast would ensue, thus providing fuel for more sex.
"What are you doing for spring break?"
"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."
"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."
by shirtlessphantom June 20, 2012
Get the Crock-Pottingmug. Anyone would feel insignificant if they compared their crock to the empire state building...except for me.
by MrAmazingful July 16, 2011
Get the Crockmug.