crock-eyed

A mixture of being cross-eyed and cock-eyed.

I did not get the job, because everytime i looked at the Manager's crock-eyed eyes, I'd laugh everytime.

by yamsTHEman August 14, 2010

Crock Pot

A very creepy person.

Gosh that Andy is such a crock pot

by spoodermanisbae January 22, 2019

Crock of shit

An acceptable term in describing the $700B Bailout Bill passed on October 3, 2008 by the American government to help support failing corporations that don't have any business existing.

The wooden arrow clause in that bailout is a crock of shit.

by amyc519 January 16, 2009

Crock

Spelled "CROQUE"; Word of French origin, meaning "bite of"

What a Croque(bite)of shit!

by Zacrobtho May 9, 2005

country crock

In a way similar to the anonymous character's of the infamous butter commercials who communicate using two fingers, two finger swipe your girlfriend's (or boyfriend's) butt, just enough to obtain some butt butter, then jam your fingers into their nostrils.

I am going to country crock your ass!

You got country crocked.

Jack just gave his girlfriend Jill the old country crock!!!

by Dirty Jon March 5, 2011

Crock Off

When used alone, crock is often used as a synonym for "lie" or "bullshit". But when paired with "off" the phrase can be used interchangeably with "fuck off". Because the phrase is relatively uncommon, it is a great way to tell your opponent off while also confusing the hell out of them and making them forget what they were talking about in the first place.

Ignorant peasant: "Hey guy, you got fake timbs boy!"
You: "Crock off!"
Ignorant peasant: "Huh?"

by Cr0ck 0ff February 13, 2017

Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017