crit your son

to perform a critical attack on your son involves jumping and hitting sequence which does a lot of dmg (prob 7 hearts)

Elias lost his fathers credit card so his dad's friend said "Go crit your son as punishment"

by elias a bitch December 14, 2021

heals can crit

Heals genral are ment to HEAL, but in late 2007, on Madoran server (World of Warcraft) a group on Battleground players came into the Trade_chat and started talking the concept of "Crit heals"

A Crit heal is a MASSIVE heal, that is usely maxed, and higher then normal. The term crit itself means Critical : which in turn uselly refers to damage. That is why ppl still argue over the term Heal Crit or Crit heal, is appropriate to use and describe a massive heal.

Heals can crit, anytime.

Heals can crit with a high lvl player only.

heals can crit, bottom line.

chuck norris even knows Heals can crit.

by Saruwatari Taiki January 21, 2008

Crit my pants

In an Online Game when someone scores a mass critical heal/Hit You can say 'I just Crit my pants".

Coined by Aven of Blade radio in Aion

Aven:Dude i just Crit my pants

Yen: Lol

by GW_Watchman December 3, 2009

Random crits are fair and balanced

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

by st. ego February 4, 2021

66 come on my crits

When you got nuin better to say and you don’t want to shout racist words because you died to some baaawsheet

Friend 1: Ffs you just got us all killed from a most wanted
Friend 2: 66 come on my crits

by 66crits November 9, 2020

Crit

A crude way of saying “pubic hair”.

Jen’s little sister is turning into a rebel. Yesterday she called her classmate a “cooch crit”.

by JohnnieWillis January 10, 2019

crit

When you cry and shit yourself at the same time.

He was so upset that all he could do was crit.

I realize you're really upset. Oh no, are you going to crit?

by glount September 14, 2023