Ass Crispy

An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.

Ewww! Don't flick your ass crispy at me!

by Kevin Pacella June 21, 2008

Crispy Concords

A Fucking Legend

You wish you were Crispy Concords

by Dudeitsme19 December 15, 2020

Crispy As Fuck

The sate of being so absurdly baller' that you surpass any level of baller' any other baller' may be.

Baller1: "Son, are you going to the great lawn today?"
Baller2: "HELL YES BRO, I'm CRISPY AS FUCK"

by I'M CRISPY AS FUCK SON May 4, 2009

crispy criminal

A criminal who is crispy.

someone who farts on the couch too much

When you act like that it makes me think you're a crispy criminals

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

crispy tortilla

When a person prematurely ejaculates while wearing his underwear and then the ejaculatory fluid later hardens and becomes crispy, yet flaky, like a tortilla.

Matt- "Hey Zac how did your date go with Tristan?"

Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."

Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."

by Duke 0f York February 20, 2009

Extra Crispy

Something so good, so hot, so amazing, it can only be described in two words: extra crispy

Person 1: Yo dawg that shirt you got is hella crazy!

Person 2: Fuck dat man, its extra crispy

by Vitamin V April 2, 2010

crispy black

A person who is so black they look greasy and crispy like they just came out of a deep fryer.

Tom, did you see how crispy black April was looking this morning with all that soul glo up in her weave.

by vudar February 9, 2010