Cuban Missile Crisis

When one gets very hard at a poor time

When I saw Ms. Johnson's cleavage it was a Cuban Missile Crisis.

by ytreffaL naneiK April 29, 2015

Midloaf Crisis

An abrupt interruption of a shit in progress by a phone call, knock on a door, loud sound or blumpkin. The interruption causes the shit to retreat back into its creators' sphincter.

I suffered a midloaf crisis as the fire alarm caused my log to make a swift retreat back into my anus.

by Great Cornholio July 28, 2011

Crisis

Strong sexual arousal or a full-blown orgasm.

Sienna Miller was in a red Ferrari in the next lane over, wearing a bikini top and shades. I had a crisis when I saw her.

by nickgdb July 20, 2009

gay crisis

When you know you are in fact very gay, yet you still question your sexuality

"Yeah I had another gay crisis yesterday"
"Seriously Rebecca? You are basically knee deep in pussy, how are you still questioning your sexuality?"

by Bihlover99 July 10, 2017

Bi Crisis

You've heard of gay panic, now get ready for Bi Crisis

Person A: I had a Bi Crisis whenever I watched Victorious because I had a crush on both Jade and Beck.
Person B: same.

by Don'tUseRealName August 4, 2019

quarter life crisis

A philosophical overwhelmedness with the reality of one's own personal freedom (which occurring between 20 and 30 years of age).

When I was 24 my quarter life crisis led me to quit my job and drive across the country without a plan.

by elle_gee January 22, 2011

Teen Life Crisis

When you've done something for so long in your teens years and realizes that it has been a big waste of time, such as spending hours on the computers during days where the days could have been spent learnig something or advancing something.

Jake always complains life is boring and there is no point in living, but he is just going through a Teen Life Crisis. It's probably because he spent the last three months playing video games only.

by AceZero1 August 28, 2009