crimp job
When a girl gives you the handy j with the vice grip that could double as a wire crimper. Or a handy no with no lube
crimp job by Flex sexplex June 10, 2017
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Crimp My Curl
1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.
2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.
3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun
2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.
3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun
1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?
2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.
3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl
2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.
3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl
Crimp My Curl by DumbeeDydo July 2, 2018
crimp it and chimp it.
the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.
"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."
"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."
"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."
"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
crimp it and chimp it. by flaccid grass September 25, 2021
No Crimp Limp
The no crimp limp originated in hip hop culture; when someone would get a new pair of kicks and not want to screw up the toe yet, they would walk without rolling their foot so that they wouldn't "crimp" the toe of the shoe.
No Crimp Limp by Nick Broderick January 2, 2009
Four Way Crimp
The Four Way Crimp is an unprecidented 'extended' crimp( a musical rap-like nonsense poem) performed by Howard Moon, Vince Noir, Naboo and Bollo of The Mighty Boosh in series 3, episode 'The Crimp' when they are challenged to a 'Crimp-off' by impersonators Lance Dior and Harold Boon of The Flighty Zeus.
Four Way Crimp by megs00 March 25, 2008