crumblepie

This is when you ejaculate on to a flat service, allow the seminal fluid to dry and solidify and then continue to scrape it with an ice cream scraper. Then you carefully wrap the dried up ejaculate around the head of the penis and proceed to fuck the lights out of a bimbo until you fill her up like a luxuriously cream filled doughnut/milky hot chocolate. The dry ejaculate is the crumble, and the seminal fluid is the delicious filling!

If you talk to me like that again I swear to Allah, I will fucking crumblepie you slut.
I got crumblepied at the weekend in some crack den.

by lntelligent October 27, 2019

crumbley

crumbley means that you, or a group will shoot the fucking school up

bro… wanna pull a crumbley?
Dude, no!

by moyai777 May 12, 2022

porn crumble

To cum into a garment and after it has hardened crumble it on to a partner while fornicating

Ejaculate into a garment & crumble it over your partner after it has hardened therefore creating a porn crumble

by Andy the porn crumbler November 16, 2013

Vaginal Crumble

When your vagina feels dusty and you could easily pick it off

Jade: Uh oh i've got vaginal crumble

Susie: You better buy some vaginal crumble cream

by Cainsyboy123 September 17, 2016

Arse Crumble

A term invented by YouTuber 21Kiloton to describe a video game of exceedingly low quality.

Dave: Have you played Ghost Recon: Breakpoint yet?

Gary: No man. That game is total arse crumble.

by Fu[n]k My Life October 26, 2019

lady crumble

Lady crumble is a thick cheddar build up in the labia comprised of dead skin , yeast and oat milk .

Hot dam Alyssa really has a thick patch of lady crumble built up on those nickers

by Ripe March 27, 2021

Chrissy-crumbled

The process of all your bones being snapped simultaneously-layne

Eddie watched chrissy be chrissy-crumbled by vecna as he sung *chrissy wake up, I don't like this*

by Ayy layne July 20, 2022