Cracking Ass

(verb) pennsylvanian for farting loudly or violenty.

John just ate 10 tacos and is cracking ass like a muthafuka

by chewey April 18, 2006

Creaning

Spending so much time at the tanning salon that your skin appears orange.

After another session of creaning, he looked like a cross between Tom Arnold and an Oompa Loompa.

by illinoisportsfan April 30, 2009

clenching

To hold a shit in for a long time, especially when it's not an appropriate time to take a dump.

I've been clenching ever since I got to work.

by superhog May 24, 2006

Craphing

The act of crying and laughing at the exact same time, often resulting in near-hysteria

Kira and Kimberly always end up craphing in physics, especially when having to set up 75 dominoes in a row without knocking any over.

by dtennant October 25, 2011

criching

Having intercourse with a human corpse while simultaneously consuming it's flesh.

I had a hankering for some criching last night, and I ended up both empty and full!

by pympworth June 27, 2014

pussy reaching

pussy reaching is when a guy/girl sticks their hand up a girls vageen like he is reaching for something

last night carl did some pussy reaching and it felt so good. it´s like he was grabbing my organs.

by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

chetching

crying while masturbating

i'm going to my room for a little chetching now

by Brandon Hall Reps '06 - aka Maya lol November 13, 2006