People with constipation problems sometimes take too much laxatives.
With that their crap goes airborne and becomes a crapstrike.
With that their crap goes airborne and becomes a crapstrike.
Guy 1: shit i won't make it to the toilet!
guy 2: No, whatever you do, just don't...
Guy 1: Incomming Crapstrike
Guy 2: NOOOOO >FLATSJ!<
guy 2: No, whatever you do, just don't...
Guy 1: Incomming Crapstrike
Guy 2: NOOOOO >FLATSJ!<
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Man, I was talking about cultivating homemade organic Kombucha with this hot hipster chick and everything was going well until I mentioned gay people. Immediately this pack of cripsters rolled up blasting Kelly Clarkson and she hopped in and sped away, shouting that she'd pray for me.
by coffeecreamer March 14, 2011
Get the cripster mug.A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.
This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
"what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"
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jim: guess what i had for dinner last night.
tim: corned beef and asparagus.
jim: howd you know?
tim: i gave jane a crapsmere last night.
tim: corned beef and asparagus.
jim: howd you know?
tim: i gave jane a crapsmere last night.
by woo May 11, 2006
Get the crapsmere mug.A Crypster is your typical horned rimmed glasses, plaid shirt, skinny jean wearing, too cool for everyone, record listening kid, untill they ask if you want to go to church with them while enjoying a cheap beer.
by toocoolforq January 3, 2011
Get the Crypster mug.A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.
This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
"what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"
by YoungAuzATL October 9, 2009
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