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Crapple

Noun. A juice mixture of cranberry and apple.
In this heat some crapple would be just what I need!
by Birdnerd_2010 July 23, 2024
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big crapple

Slang for NYC mainly used by slick Tennesseans.
Won’t see that in the Big Crapple, Larry.
by ZammittaJ May 14, 2021
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Crapple

Me and the boys are doing shots of crapple.
by anonymous July 2, 2022
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Crapple

Describes how much apple iPhones suck
Man iPhones are such peices of crapple
by Iwonderboyi June 29, 2021
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sour crapple sauce

1. When sour crout and apple sauce is mixed together.

2. Often used as an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.
1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any. "

2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the floor!"
by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017
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Crapple sause

Crapple sause is another way of saying shit, but politely. It is a term used to say: 'you scared the shit out of me' but infront of your grandmother. Use this term wisely. Only those worthy of hearing the term can carry out it's legacy.
Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me
by Danni daVito April 20, 2020
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Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
by Stoney69 June 19, 2019
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