Crapitulate

v. To settle a dispute between two parties in which both end up being sleighted

v. To end a fight under pressure of a third party when you never really wanted to end the dispute in the first place and most likely still harbor a considerable amount of ill-wil for the person with which you were fighting

Cornwallias: "So I heard you and Gwendolyn stopped arguing and got back together."

Xavier: "Yeah, I still hate her but we crapitulated."

by CocytusBreath September 8, 2009

Crapsten

A superlative form of 'crap'.
The most crap of all.
Crappiest crap.

Derived from german superlative form and English crap.
Crap+sten = Crapsten

I don't give a crapsten. (I couldn't care less)

That's the crapstenest crap I've ever heard.

The lecture... twas crapsten.

That food was crapsten.

by devid O December 18, 2010

Crapito

Mexican way of saying crap

Person: "Crapito! I forgot to go to the store!"

by HippieLuver September 24, 2012

crapsterbait

The act of masturbation on the toilet while taking a crap at the same time.

I walked in on my son crapsterbaiting. I didnt know if I sould be mortified or proud

by fresh55 July 29, 2014

crapeteria

Crapeteria is a cafeteria that sucks with poor service and crappy food and probably high prices.

I'm not eating in the crapeteria until they serve actual food!

by Stevil2014 October 25, 2016

Crapit

Autumn made this up and she'll throw u down a toilet with the CRAPITS and autumn and a TAYLOR will flush u down as us fuschia and fuschica clap

Bye bye because your crapits

by Cradatata December 11, 2016

crapitti

this is a domestic form of grafitti which attaches to toilet
bowls that did not successfully dispose of the last user's
stools and where some of the waste is still attached to the
inner ceramic of the bowl.

when I tried to wash my aliclava by letting it steep overnight in the toilet, I was unable to do so because the bowl was
covered in crapitti left there by an overloaded previous user

by pc ferry April 25, 2006