An individual who has partaken in illegal activities involving narcotics (specifically crack). A common sight in urban environments, crackheads are identifiable by their poor hygiene and excessive profanity in public. While irritable by nature, crackheads are very much so skittish, becoming quite agitated at signs of authority figures. Crackheads can be found travelling alone or in groups, though depending on which their behavior varies. While solitary and shy when by themselves, when they are in the company of another crackhead, they become quite boisterous and obnoxious, discussing pointless subjects in an unreasonably loud and profane manner. Crackheads can most commonly be found in areas that offer goods or services for cheap, as most of their welfare check is used to get their next score. These areas include, but are not limited to: Walmart, gas stations, the public bus, and McDonalds. It is currently believed that crackheads are a less-developed relative of the crackfiend.
**NOTE**
While not inherently aggressive, it is still not advised to make direct contact with crackheads, as they can easily be aggravated to profane swearing and talking about how people don't know the "struggle" like they do. If forced to confront one, avoid direct eye contact, and quickly find a way to break interaction. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to converse with them, as they take this as a sign of invitation to relentlessly pester you with nonsensical issues.
**NOTE**
While not inherently aggressive, it is still not advised to make direct contact with crackheads, as they can easily be aggravated to profane swearing and talking about how people don't know the "struggle" like they do. If forced to confront one, avoid direct eye contact, and quickly find a way to break interaction. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to converse with them, as they take this as a sign of invitation to relentlessly pester you with nonsensical issues.
I was leading an expedition through Walmart when I accidentally stumbled upon a pack of crackheads. Fortunately, I was able to steer clear and lead my group to safety at the checkout isle.
by ModernWumbologist December 18, 2018
Get the Crackheadmug. by PrestonAKADaddy January 3, 2019
Get the Crackheadmug. A crackhead is a person that is addicted to crack or other illegal drugs and always goes to jail beacuse the use of them and usually wonders streets at night.
by packerskid2008 May 11, 2007
Get the Crackheadmug. 1.Slang (used by mostly african americans) meaning a person who is making some one laugh by being crazy, acting dumb and or acting a "fool". In reality the person is no crackhead but is just acting like one.
2. A very funny person.
3. Can also be used as class clown
2. A very funny person.
3. Can also be used as class clown
"Boy u need to stop man, crackhead a**"
"Man you a straight up crack head hahaha"
Teacher: "Tyrelle I see u want to be a crack head to day, go to the principal's office!"
"Man you a straight up crack head hahaha"
Teacher: "Tyrelle I see u want to be a crack head to day, go to the principal's office!"
by falalalalalalalala!! February 17, 2009
Get the Crackheadmug. by Coolio October 2, 2003
Get the crackheadmug. someone who looks like they are constantly tripping (especially in the eyes) because they clearly have been smoking waay too much crack
1) look at that guy, jesus, matty t is such a crackhead!
2) oi crackhead! pass me the pes controller!
2) oi crackhead! pass me the pes controller!
by rgp June 1, 2007
Get the crackheadmug. 1. someone who actually partakes in smoking crack.
2. someone who conducts themselves in a strange manner, in the manner of a crazy person, a hobo, or a diluted senial old man.
3. someone who does or says something that doesn't make sense or is contrary to something previously done/said.
2. someone who conducts themselves in a strange manner, in the manner of a crazy person, a hobo, or a diluted senial old man.
3. someone who does or says something that doesn't make sense or is contrary to something previously done/said.
1. Your mom needs to lay off the pipe, she's such a crackhead.
2. My friend was running through the street yesterday wearing pink spandex and screaming "poseidon is coming with his trident of fury," she must have seemed like such a crackhead.
2. Your dad told me he loved fishing but would never go fishing before sunrise or if it was light out, he's such a crackhead.
2. My friend was running through the street yesterday wearing pink spandex and screaming "poseidon is coming with his trident of fury," she must have seemed like such a crackhead.
2. Your dad told me he loved fishing but would never go fishing before sunrise or if it was light out, he's such a crackhead.
by mugabe December 28, 2005
Get the crackheadmug.