Crackesh

A Person whos fatter than a polar bear, he is similar to a moby dick, he has more layers on the back of his neck than a bulldog, which look like sausage rolls, he uses his laugh to scare off predators as he screams i.e. "AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, BRAAAAA" although it does change to a fat chuckle now and again.

"Yo lee, i'm feelin quite peckish, know where i can get some sausage rolls, i dont fancy going greggs today"

"oh crap! crackesh man, you just scared the beejeezus out of me, stop screaming"

by darren and lee March 15, 2007

Pack of Crackers

A group of white friends.

What's up my Pack of Crackers!

by 80onmywrist111 January 17, 2018

Crackers

English slang for tits.

'Ave a look at the crackers on that!

by EducatedChav June 17, 2009

semen crackers

n. A type of especially salty delicacy (think Ritz crackers) topped with drops of male sperm secretions. These exclusive yet delicious treats can be purchased at the local prostitute corner or at fine retailers such as Radio Shack or Pet Smart.

Only a fine dose of semen crackers served with pineapples can satisfy the immense appetite of a transvestite.

by hobo_feces December 28, 2008

Crackish

To have the appearence of being on crack.
Does not neccessarily mean you are on drugs, but you probably are.

Whitney Housten isn't on crack, but she sure looks crackish.

by dimelis_16 May 28, 2007

Jatz Crackers

Aussie slang for testicles

Got me in the jatz crackers..

by Gregfucious March 7, 2015

Prawn Crackers

Alternative expression of complete retardedness.

Girl: She's so random.
Boy: She's prawn crackers.

by alexandra anarchy May 2, 2008