Covoidable

A device you wear for displaying on the ground before you as you walk, a bright red laser spot in a 6 foot radius circle around you as you walk. You can see all people near you BEFORE they enter your 6 foot radius circle so you can change your path.

Bob, being of an advanced age with pre-existing conditions, was afraid to walk about in public until he purchased the new Covoidable laser display device. It continuously drew a circle 12 feet in diameter around his feet wherever he walked. He could easily tell if he was about to violate someone's space, and so could they. And, due to the innate attraction cats feel for bright, red lasers spots, he had all the pussy he could handle.

by You rReal Name January 7, 2021

Coviduality

A person with covid-19 , being that we all are individuals. A Covid-19 infected person has coviduality.

Me myself and coviduality.

by sugarbottom7177 February 17, 2021

Covidalierly

To be cavalierly in regards to covid 19.

Those boys not wearing their masks in lockdown were acting much too careless and covidalierly for my liking.

by OVice April 24, 2021

Covidally

Something caused by situations arising from the COVID-19 pandemic that started in March 2020 in China

"Hi Customer Service, I covidally couldn't return the parcel on time so can I please get a new return label?"
(When you couldn't go to the post office to post an item for return as you were self-isolating at the time.

by HypnoClown July 29, 2022

Branch Covidian

A derogatory name for individuals whom have shown signs of unhealthy obsession and overwhelming fear regarding the Sars-CoVID-19 pandemic. Individuals will often treat people who are infected as being terminally ill or as if diseased by a Black Plague-tier illness, will belittle and shutdown those who might have counterarguments, often labelling them with their own derogatory titles such as 'grandma-killer' or terms like it. Predominantly consists of authoritarian-leaning individuals with a significant amount of left-of-center individuals, though it is not exclusive to individuals of that ideology. Will parrot talking points even if they do not entirely understand them simply due to being said by a force of authority. Might use religious tone when speaking of the vaccination programs or medical officials such as Dr. Anthony Fauci. May also use alarmist rhetoric and act paranoid of others and social situations, again, parroted from media rhetoric. Similarities may be drawn to the pseudoscientific hysteria of the late 1800s or Satanic Panic of the 1980s.

Person A: "Hey, has anyone heard from Connie lately?"

Person B: "No, she's pretty much refused to come out of her house since the news dropped new numbers."

Person C: "On God, that girl is 100% a Branch Covidian. Honestly, her loss."

by Tyrannitaur August 29, 2022