Covid-19 

a stupid virus killing the old and keeping young from school

Covid-19 wow that is um yeah, Covid-19 shut the earth down!

Covid-19 by LaMO gAnG March 30, 2020

Covid-19 

Covid-19, coronavirus, is a virus that started spreading in China late 2019. The virus spreads very fast, and made it to the US in about 3 months. The whole world is lock down because of how contagious this virus actually is. All the schools have been cancelled and everyone is going insane at home. Oh also, everybody bought all of the damn toilet paper.

Covid-19 is causing so much unneeded chaos.

Covid-19 by backhandsprings April 13, 2020

COVID-19 

Something that has killed millions of people, but hasn’t been arrested yet

Uhh, Idk what to write here, but i think you get the point of COVID-19, if not, wake up from the rock u are under :/

COVID-19 by SpiritedFox November 30, 2020

COVID-19 

The planetary equivalent of someone who suffered a heart attack that nearly killed them—which often arises due to zero exercise, unhealthy diet, or high-stress lifestyle—because earthlings made bad choices like deforesting and polluting the earth, ignoring the poor and the marginalized, and overspending on the military but underspending on health care systems.

COVID-19 exposes how fragile global supply chains are, how under-funded health or medical systems worldwide are, and how vulnerable the poor and marginalized in both developed and developing countries are.

COVID-19 by MathPlus March 10, 2021

COVID-19 

The disease caused by the virus called SARS-CoV-2. It has infected and killed so many people the population dropped down. This is why we have to try our best to wear mask, physical distance, sneeze or cough in to your elbow or tissue, and wash your hands frequently. It is certainly a test which we have to pass.

Claire: My brother died from COVID-19.
Doctor Jake: Daniel is dying too from the disease.
Daniel: Goodbye, cruel world!

COVID-19 by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 26, 2021

covid-19 

this bitch kill people but at least she’ll saved us from trump.

trump: cough cough
covid-19: you welcome ugly ass orange cheeto

covid-19 by Ahhhhhhhhh69 October 2, 2020

Covid-19 

Covid-19 is legally not allowed to touch people under the age of 18 so if ur under 18 sue Covid-19

Judge: Covid-19 do plead guilty or not guilty?
Covid-19: Guilty
Me: Fuck yes u perv never touch a person under 18 again bitch

Covid-19 by Echo the furry May 28, 2020