Badge Cougar

An older woman, 36+, who actively seeks relationships with cops; usually sexual. Badge cougars tend to be old shut ins who watch too much Law & Order. These are women who are not social enough to join a regular neighborhood watch yet daily become more obsessively mired in their hatred of kids making any sort of noise whatsoever anywhere near their dwellings. The also openly & loudly scorn the homeless & disenfranchised. In a vane attempt to attract younger officers they generally have all variety of toxins injected into their faces. Similar to a badge bunny only old. The primary goal of the badge cougar is to mate with as many cops as possible especially married cops.

"hey I heard you hooked up with that old Badge Cougar"
"yeah, she's 'mature' but she really knows how to polish a knight stick"

by minatepes January 7, 2011

Cougar

When an older woman desires a much younger man and pounces on it's prey.

That cougar just devoured that young man.

by Wsp1013 June 27, 2016

Causally Disconnected

Due to the property of exponential universal expansion, all non-local baryonic matter will eventually be displaced beyond the cosmic horizon and forever out of our reach.

Shit, ANOTHER Galaxy just disappeared over the cosmic horizon... forever Causally Disconnected from us. Even travelling at the speed of light, we could never catch it...never.

by YAWA July 25, 2019

High School Cougar

A female high school student, usually a senior, that preys upon younger male students. Similar to a succubus.

John: Hey, wasn't Mike supposed to hang out us?

Dan: Yeah, but he's a goner.

John: Why's that?

Dan: Because a high school cougar dragged him back to her cave.

by jaytill December 2, 2009

cougar chaser

A young man, usually in his early twenties, who actively pursues single women in their upper thirties or forties. The cougar chaser is unlike the cougar prey in that he chooses to engage these more refined older ladies and may even bring them back to his place, avoiding the cougar den altogether.

You cougar chaser you!

by rmsw March 25, 2010

consanance

when a girl has extremely hard nipples that they break through her shirt.

Julia's and Megan's consanance's were so hard that the busted through their shirt.

by lucajamesalexjoeryangavincodyjoed January 17, 2008

Cougar Maintenance

The mani/pedis, the highlights, workouts, facials, waxing, botox, etc. that keep Cougars 'in the hunt.' Otherwise, without said Cougar Maintenance, the Cougar risks looking like an Old Whore.

"Where's Tina today? Oh, she had to go for some Cougar Maintenance at the spa."

"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."

by kellybex November 19, 2009