Carpentard

A carpenter lacking so much skill that it results in an inability to function in the craft.

Bret is such a carpentard, he can’t even grasp the most basic skills.

by Carpentard July 19, 2022

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Alex Carpenter

Someone who eats all the GODDAMN RAVIOLI!!

"Hey ah, wheres all the ravioli? I just bought like 9 cans?"

"Oh yeah that FATASS ALEX CARPENTER ATE ALL OF IT!!!!"

by UNLUCKYSCROTUM February 27, 2019

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Studio City's public elementary school that functions pretty much as a private school. There is a long waiting list,and many families move within a 2 mile radius in order to send their children here. A student at Carpenter will find themselves connected to 99% of the valley's under 20 population all throught their school years, creating an endless network of acquaintances. This is the puplic school for generally private school bred children. Although the school went down hill after numerous principal changes after 2000, it is still favored amongst studio city families. If you're in the valley, and you didn't go to Carpenter, you probably went to Colfax or some little private school noboby has heard of.

oh my god i know you! wait, did you go to carpenter?

Oh yeah I know him, he was 2 grades ahead of me at Carpenter.

I've known him since we were like 5 from Carpenter.

Were you in am or pm kindergarten?

by xox March 6, 2005

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Sabrina Carpenter

SHE IS A QUEEENNNNN. MOST WELL KNOWN FOR HER SONG THUMBS OR SUE ME OR WHY. SHE WAS ON GIRL MEETS WORLD AND THE HATE YOU GIVE AND THE SHORT HISTORY OF THE LONG ROAD. she is a lovely person in person, and yall should do whatever you can to meet her. She loves to listen and loves to laugh and have fun. she is my mom. She got her start on disney BUT DONT YOU DARE CALL HER A DISNEY STAR. she has the best voice ever, and personaly her best song is either Hold Tight ft UHMEER or Sue Me. Or On My Way by Alan Walker. Or Alone Together. OR FALL APART. KIDS THAT SPIDERMAN REFERENCE THOOOOo. ok so what im trying to say is that all of her songs are bombassamazing. go listen to them. pushing 20 is pretty good too. she is a blue eyed queen and yeeettt

I love Sabrina Carpenter

by sabrinacarpenterstannn May 9, 2019

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