A very strong inteligent women who struggles with her own thoughts. She makes herself feel and look as if she isn't perfect (Which is a delusion). She has the most beautiful eyes and heart stopping smile that goes with a sexy super model body. When she likes you, you will need an army to keep her a way from you. Shell be the best thing thatll ever happen to you. She make sure you are fed, caught up on sleep and felt loved. Tarni Cornish is PERFECT.
Love you ... J
Love you ... J
by Mcery October 30, 2019
When you stick your dick in your sisters pussy to get it wet, so you can roll it in your nans ashes for her to suck off.
by Cornish Lover September 07, 2022
An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
An army of Robotic sex dolls deployed whenever and wherever needed to aid in the pleasure of losing frustration
by Smudge 😙 February 08, 2018
by Seatspouse May 23, 2021
by Dark Charizard November 12, 2021
A big fat fucking turd, no one likes, but usually rides with because they don't have any damn friends.
by PeanutbutterToast August 04, 2015