Man, shouldn't have eaten that vegetable soup. Looks like I'm gonna have that Cornish MuddButt again.
by Dickin Hole September 11, 2013

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

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by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken August 14, 2023

Cornish Guzzler is the act of ejaculating into pastry before baking a savoury pie or pasty and then cooking and eating it.
by MJ12345 December 19, 2021
