by Zalucky January 25, 2011
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A glorious mixture of the two describing words "cool" and "doofus".
Generally a term of gentle insult between friends. Often directed at people also termed "Mr. F". (See Mr. F)
Recommended only for use inside social circles where the definition is widely known to all. Otherwise, misconceptions about the word's definition WILL lead to misunderstanding, and eventually, unwanted offense being taken.
A glorious mixture of the two describing words "cool" and "doofus".
Generally a term of gentle insult between friends. Often directed at people also termed "Mr. F". (See Mr. F)
Recommended only for use inside social circles where the definition is widely known to all. Otherwise, misconceptions about the word's definition WILL lead to misunderstanding, and eventually, unwanted offense being taken.
"Dude, you're such a coofus!"
"Hey coofus, how's you're day going?"
Person A - "Heeeeeeyyy I got all the new Harry Potter books and I'm gonna read them!"
Person B - ".....what a coofus."
"Hey coofus, how's you're day going?"
Person A - "Heeeeeeyyy I got all the new Harry Potter books and I'm gonna read them!"
Person B - ".....what a coofus."
by skiffy99 March 4, 2011
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A coofy hard is when somebody says something idiotic such as
"two+two=twelve right" following a comment of such nature a slap on the top of the head would occur and the person who is distributing it would say "Coofy Hard"
The more sever the stupidity the harder the coofy hard will get
Other people can get into the proceeding coofy hard by saying "Coofy Hard" right after
The more people that say it the more Coofy hard one will receive
So think about what you say before you say it. Cause you just might get incredible amounts of coofy hard
A coofy hard is when somebody says something idiotic such as
"two+two=twelve right" following a comment of such nature a slap on the top of the head would occur and the person who is distributing it would say "Coofy Hard"
The more sever the stupidity the harder the coofy hard will get
Other people can get into the proceeding coofy hard by saying "Coofy Hard" right after
The more people that say it the more Coofy hard one will receive
So think about what you say before you say it. Cause you just might get incredible amounts of coofy hard
"Two plus two equals twelve right?"
"Nope, Coofy hard"
"What's a dolphin, isn't that some type of bird"
"COOFY HARD"
*Slaps on top of head*
"Nope, Coofy hard"
"What's a dolphin, isn't that some type of bird"
"COOFY HARD"
*Slaps on top of head*
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