Your typical late night show host who relies on bashing Trump because it’s the only thing keeping his show going.
Person 1: Do you watch Stephen Colbert?
Person 2: Why would I want to watch an hour long “orange man bad” joke?
Person 2: Why would I want to watch an hour long “orange man bad” joke?
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Get the Conbefaffled mug.As is often the case in business, people will defer talking about difficult or less relevant topics by suggesting that the parties in question discuss said topics over a beer. These beer infused conversations are conbeersations.
I think the central point is that our business is failing to address our customer's needs. Let's agree to defer the other subjects to a conbeersation later this week.
by jlfour March 13, 2017
Get the conbeersation mug.The best YouTuber ever known to man. She can make you laugh so hard in such little time. She also has a hit song, "Bust Down Big Claire." She is so pretty also and is so nice. She is the best human being on the planet and deserves to live forever.
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Get the Claire Colbear mug.South Texas redneck term for a cold beer - usually "Coors Light" or "Bud Light" but ALWAYS a cheap beer and NEVER a expensive beer or a "micro brew!". Plural being "colbeers".
Me and Rusty was sittin' behind a pear cactus drinking "colbeer," and waitin' to smack a hog.
Brodie and Rhonda went to the One Stop to pick up some o' them "colbeers," and bring em out to the barn.
Pete and Ava drove up to the top of the knob to watch the sunset and drink them some colbeers.
Brodie and Rhonda went to the One Stop to pick up some o' them "colbeers," and bring em out to the barn.
Pete and Ava drove up to the top of the knob to watch the sunset and drink them some colbeers.
by Nick Brothers October 5, 2006
Get the colbeer mug.The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.
The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.
It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.
The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.
It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.
James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!
by Larry S January 2, 2009
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