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simon cowell day

A day when u just wanna criticise anything and everything around u....regardless of how good the day is actually going...with reference to a certain Simon Cowell, the ultimate critic
Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!
by Animesh Prasad June 19, 2008
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Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is renephobic because she didn’t send me a package for her new documentary “The World's A Little Blurry”. Her world may be blurry but now mine is sad because I do not have a documentary package. Why? Well it seems that perhaps Billie decided that she does not care about the gays and has chosen to let them rot and cry in their packageless bedroom. Thanks so much Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell. I hope you have a nice day.
Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is renephobic
by moreindifferent March 2, 2021
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Simon Cowell

A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
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Connelly

(verb) To miss an attempted high five, thus smacking your fellow participant in the face.

(verb) To just not get it, sparking Scooby Doo-like queries of "Aroo?".
"We were all celebrating the goal, then I totally Connelly'd my friend!"

I totally Connelly'd the situation.
by RBeezy321 March 17, 2010
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Jennifer Connelly

An attractive, slightly underrated female actress with slit-like nostrils. Probably best know for staring in the Hulk.
by Mikeyboy22 November 22, 2006
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Simon Cowell anti-christ

Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.

Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.
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Simon Cowell anti-christ
by Daneoid81 March 4, 2011
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Connell

A term given to Adults over the age of 18 who supply underaged youths alcohol
Son: "Aye Dad, can you be our connell and buy us some booze for James's 18th?"

Or

Dude one: "DUDE HANG IN THERE, THE BOOZE IS COMING SOON!"

Dude two:*Convulsing* "Connell is coming, connell is coming"
by whippy101 February 2, 2008
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