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john contour

A name for a guy that uses alot of hair gel , only the best kind.

Also known as jun cuntor
Man, that guy is a real John Contour.... Look at that dank hair!!
by Mr.CUCK April 16, 2017
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Cantoron

n. A weatherman that insists on reporting from hurricaine ground zero, mid-blizzard or at the beach when the tsunami hits. (origin - contraction of Cantore and Moron)
Channel 5 has their Cantoron reporting on Hurricane Katrina from downtown New Orleans!

How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?
by JandBinAZ February 21, 2011
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coctopuss

the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.
Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?
by John and Aaron November 23, 2011
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colton hills community school

Colton hills is a sack of shit full of everything but white people and a shitty head teacher
Friend:i go colton hills community school
Mom:that school is shit, i heard someone shat in the reception.
by Anonymousticklebum December 12, 2019
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Cantonese

A language spoken a lot in the south of China as well as around the world (especially in Chinese takeaways). It's roughly as related to Mandarin Chinese as English is to German: A speaker of (only) Cantonese cannot readily understand a speaker of (only) Mandarin Chinese and vice versa. Cantonese is spoken and not written, just as Mandarin Chinese is: Cantonese speakers and Mandarin Chinese speakers write in Written Chinese. It just happens that Mandarin Chinese is closer to the written standard.

If you're from the US or the UK, when you think you hear "Chinese", it's likely Cantonese, especially if your knowledge of "Chinese" is limited to "chicken chow mein".
Mandarin: "Tian bu pa, di bu pa, zhi pa guangdong ren shuo putonghua."
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Cantonese speakers trying to speak Mandarin'.

Cantonese: "Tin mh geng, deih mh geng ji geng bak fong yahn gong gwong dung wah mh jehng".
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Mandarin speakers speaking Cantonese so inaccurately'.
(From chinese-lessons.com)
by rent-a-linguist December 28, 2010
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colton

Colton an awesome person has lots of friends and can be a little douchey is an fantastic boyfriend looking to settle but will tare as s untill he finds it, great with kids, understanding, sympathic, great in bed really loves to switch it up super sexy, fit, great hair, beautiful eyes and smile you find a Colton you better never let go cause he's the best a girl can ask for
Colton is my best friend
by claudia :) March 31, 2015
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Cantonese

Cantonese is one of the languages spoken in China. It is not a dialect of the invented "Chinese language". It is a language itself, such as Mandarin. The only difference is that Mandarin is the official one, and Cantonese is not.
Luca: Hi, Zeke! what've you been up to?
Ezekiel: Oh, I've been studying a lot for my exam tomorrow
Luca: exam of what?
Ezekiel: Oops, I forgot to tell you that I took up Cantonese, which is a language spoken in China. It is not the official one, though.
by Ezechiel August 16, 2006
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