by Shuffler69420 October 19, 2021
Get the colbertarianism mug.Describes someone who is offended by the existence of people who hold conservative values such as traditional marriage and adherence to biological genders. Conservaphobic individuals are typically more leftist than your average liberal. Conservaphobic people see the world being a better place when it is ran on identity or identitarianism (see Identitarian), whereas a typical conservative see's the world falling like Rome Or Greece if Identitarian policies are implemented and persuades through a populations culture. Conservaphobic People see race and gender as the most important aspects of their life, whereas typical conservatives and liberals value freedom and liberty over identity politics.
Non Cis Gender POC: What is a man really? Being a man doesn't mean you have a set of reproductive organs.
Regular Human Being: A man is someone who is born with the reproductive organs of what is called in the animal kingdom a male.
Non Cis Gender POC: No, you're just being transphobic, misogynistic and patriarchal, what an archaic way of thinking.
Regular Human Being: No you're just being Conservaphobic, your way of thinking has lead to the decline of great civilizations for over 5000 years of recorded history. Every time, right before, a society collapses, they place an emphasis on identity such as gender.
Regular Human Being: A man is someone who is born with the reproductive organs of what is called in the animal kingdom a male.
Non Cis Gender POC: No, you're just being transphobic, misogynistic and patriarchal, what an archaic way of thinking.
Regular Human Being: No you're just being Conservaphobic, your way of thinking has lead to the decline of great civilizations for over 5000 years of recorded history. Every time, right before, a society collapses, they place an emphasis on identity such as gender.
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