confuckinstruction 

Term used to describe the miles of construction zones where the dreaded orange barrels have restricted traffic to one lane but where no one can be found to be actually working.

You have got to be kidding me! We have been stuck in this traffic for almost an hour and there is absolutely no one working anywhere in this entire confuckinstruction zone!

confuckinstruction by Camden Seal December 29, 2007

Confurious 

A state of rage co-mingled with confusion, generally involving some sort of failure of interpretation.

I seriously cannot find this address, this map is making me confurious.

Confurious by dd88fosho October 4, 2010

confuckous 

A state of chaos, disfunction, and confusion.

(Somebody who causes a Confuckous is know as a confucker or shit disturber)

The fight was a Confuckous! Nobody even knew what was going on.

confuckous by Sabre things✌ October 22, 2013

confuculation 

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

confuculation by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

confuroused 

aroused and confused all at the same time

I don't know why but i am so confuroused right now, I think im gonna auto errotic asphyxiate myself.

confuroused by blackg31 May 20, 2017

Confuckulate

When you have a random bunch of pieces or parts for equipment that are fucked or confusing and need to configure them to make it work

Look at this pile of shit.. what can I confuckulate here to get this going.....

Look at this confuckulate piece of shit

Confuckulate by Kingkongkunt85 July 16, 2019

cockfucius 

The Confucius of cock-related matters

Friend: He who hesitates, masturbates

Me: Good one, Cockfucius

cockfucius by Princess MoMo June 14, 2020