Conflunction

Definition:
A state of being extremely highunundersterndable. It describes a situation, person, or idea that is so chaotic, illogical, or complex that your brain completely stops working.

Example:
Person A: "Did you understand a single word the professor just said?"
Person B: "Not at all, man. I’m in a state of pure conflunction right now."

by Nastybast December 29, 2025

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Confaction

Ricci is a Homo

Have you heard of that confaction?

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Conflicting Sportswear

The act of wearing two different sports brands as part of the same outfit.

Conflicting Sportswear is like wearing Adidas Bottoms and a Ralf Aramani tshirt

by Bobby Sheffield May 30, 2013

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Confustion

A confusing question.

-Did your mom go today ?
Huh, what are you talking about?
- Oh sorry for the confustion, she had mentioned she was taking a trip today.

by Sopha99 August 16, 2016

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Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019

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