extreme nazel consumption

the act of snorting cum straight from the penis during ejactulation
(michael helped(:D)

Lawrence and Tingie

by the one and only dawesmister April 5, 2004

consumption

In the old B&W movies, they always referred to a terminally ill person of a particular desease as having CONSUMPTION or they already died of it. C o n S u p t i o n . I have consumed my tipple of booze cheap too for 40+ yrs but I was never so insulted than recently at the Emergency Room not my taste of a 'room' when the nurse took off my masked/vail after I explained that I am a carrier of TB have been for 40 yearsand I am not dying from Consumption and she said WHAT? What is that ?... You consumed too much booze to go from the TANK at the local constable/constabulatory house to here at Veteran's Memorial Hospital!?!?" I was still so 'pizzed' , I could have Spit ! agin'
MoM always said don't spit in the streets but it's alright to get so mad that ya want to spit.... part Deux to follow about Cops,Rights,TB,undocumented aliens,tax payers,citizens , connecticut , yankeez not like idiot red sox

I can't believe that this spell-checkin'funky-monkey sez that I mis-spelled Conn., US of A !

that actress was destined to die of consumption !
Red said ' But she did LIVE , that sweet ol' HO'"
As Tom Chapin Harry's Bro' sang " Consumption Junction..... What's yer Function....."
WikiPedia can't touch this Consumption definition ! nor the Nat'l Assoc. of Naval Veterans , try to find that !

by Crickety Dick August 1, 2007

Condomplative

The process of deciding whether or not to use a condom.

Girl: 'WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG? HURRY UP AND GET IT IN!'
Boy: 'I don't know ... I'm feeling pretty condomplative right now ...'

by Jawjuhh March 13, 2011

tiddy-condum

a piece of plastic that you put over ur boob, so that if anyone touches it, they get electricuted

that tiddy-condum zapped that pimp away

by Laqueena October 30, 2007

condomplating

The act of using a condom as a plate, or vice versa.

I was short on Plates, but i had a box of condoms so i started condomplating to make more

by Lotte Carmine June 10, 2011

weapon of mass consumption

(n.) A phrase coined on Epic Meal Time, describing a monstrous work of gastronomy so artery clogging and so huge that it could be classified as a weapon.

"Dude! Is that a tank made out of meat?"
"Yeah! It's a weapon of mass consumption. Want some?"

by HiImVoldemort April 27, 2013

conduapoon

a stupid kid from MLMS that think hes all tough by puttin mean things abotu people on this website, but has no ballz to tell anything to someones face or say who this is..

probably sum1 in Abayz per.1!

by nunyabuissness February 28, 2005