concussion

What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.

Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.

by ArchDevil July 26, 2004

Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"

"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"

by Seven87 January 16, 2006

Conclambiance

noun: The anticipation of antelope ejaculation
ca. winter 1998/1999. Origin Montreal, Canada

Conclambiance overcame the male antelope during mating season.

by Nicheal Cage Bluth August 8, 2009

Optical Conclusion

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.

I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!

by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009

concurable

to agree with a statement another person implies

That speech the president just announced was very concurable to my belief system.

by Joshua Frazier April 12, 2005

Conflugle

Conflugle. verb, meaning to thwart, upend or completely destroy someone's intention to pursue a path in life. so that his life is never the same. To be conflugled is to be flummoxed beyond coping.

Adam planned a perfect existence in the garden until he was conflugled by that serpent who dallied with Eve.

by Libwrite June 21, 2013

Concuboner

The male version of a concubine.

Dude has it made. She's loaded, pays all the bills, and he just gets to hang out and give her the D. He's her concuboner.

by CREAMdolladallabillz June 6, 2016