competent

Having the skill and knowledge needed for a particular task; capable.

Any competent lawyer can draw up a will.

by Larstait November 10, 2003

and now for something completely different

A phrase coined by the British comedy troupe Monty Python. It is used to signify the arrival of something that is, indeed, completely different from whatever had been going on previously.

See also: Pythonesque comedy.

The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are larger than frogs.

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Look out, there are llamas!

And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

by NeNay July 18, 2005

competitive cheerleading

Cheerleading that is not on the sidelines cheering on a sports team, but it's own independent sport. Competitions are held to judge teams on things such as their tumbling (gymnastics) and stunting abilities. Much training and a higher skill level is imperative to succeed at competitive cheerleading.

Most competitive cheerleaders are allstar cheerleaders, which are cheerleaders not associated with a school.

The movie Bring it On is about two competitive high school teams.

by HeeheeHaHa January 16, 2004

Competional

One who is highly competitive and confrontational.

Derek is competional when it comes to winning games.

by Nigfish September 24, 2011

Complete Asshole

A person who steals an item and refuses to give it back just before the owner needs to use it.

Jack: hahaha I stole your pen, and I'm not giving it back.
John: You complete asshole, my final exam is in 5 minutes.

by Legitarius December 26, 2009

yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus

Basically, an abortion except its memed

When your friend says completely out of context "yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus."

by Rawhidelamp February 25, 2019

Competitively Racist

Unlike being casually racist which is in a less serious and often lighthearted jab between friends or in a friendly setting where political correctness is a non issue, competitively racist is a serious form of racism calling for the violence or even genocide of a race in a serious matter (regardless of skin tone anyone can be competitively racist)

Those black lives matter folks said "kill all white people" they are competitively racist

by insanegod October 6, 2018