commercial

desperate attempts too fool people into buying someones products/services. morality is totally parallel to this. anything goes as long as it achieves it's goal of increasing sales (including lies, exploiting subculture, using stupid annoying songs because they stick to your head etc.)

- this commercial says that this (whatnot) increases 98% of (whatever). you think they actually did a study bout this..?
- probably not, but it's just a commercial..
- does this mean they can lie to people?
- pretty much..

by zoster October 10, 2008

Condom Commercial Kid

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.

"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."

by arka May 23, 2008

Camperising

A verb (doing word).
Used when doing work on your Volkswagen Camper, whether it is a splitty, bay, t25 etc etc.

Kate:Ohh hey John what are you doing tonight?
John: Ohh just camperising! I wanna try and get the wheel arch in tonight.

by Lee Collier January 15, 2009

Chamber of Commerce Weather

Any type of sunny weather that would attract visitors to your city. In Atlanta, that means 65 degrees and sunny on a Saturday in February.

We had a client team come in from Detroit on Friday, and due to the Chamber of Commerce weather, they just wanted to go to Park Tavern and drink all afternoon.

by IrishMike February 19, 2008

Campertastic

Relating to a VW Camper Van commonley linked with a "Hippie" Campertastic means:

1) To define an event in which camper vans are present of which the user feels is going to be an fantastic evnt, both soley and partley because of the presence of VW Campers.

Hippie 1: "Man, Im going to a festival tommorow - Theirs going to be over 200 Campers!"
Hippie 2: "wow! Campertastic dude!!!"

by Superdupersainsburys August 6, 2010

Camper Joe

An idiot who thinks it’s a great idea to camp the whole game

“Theres a camper joe in that corner”

by TheMythicalHomieG January 11, 2022

Commercialing

When you have to take a commercial flight to get somewhere. An industry term used by airline employees to describe their transportation arrangements. When you take a flight with a payed ticket instead of nonreving or jump seating .

I’m commercialing out in the morning to start my trip. Did you deadhead in? No I commercialed in.

by Dancerooster April 18, 2023