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Compensation vehicle

A pickup truck, usually a Dodge Ram or any pickup truck that's equally imposing and intimidating, driven by a man who acts like a badass but is secretly riddled with anxiety over having a less-than-adequate member. Thus, he's compensating for this deficiency.
"Did you see Bob's new truck? It's huge!"

"Yeah, well, I've heard he's lacking in a certain area, so the truck essentially a compensation vehicle."
by Slovakchick March 2, 2023
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compenskate

When you were not fairly compensated and you have the opportunity to confiscate so you don't feel slighted in an exchange.
Person one: how did the deal go?
Person two: dude tried to short me on what he owed me but I was compensated fairly. Lol

Hey where did you get that?

I compenskate it from the store. Their prices are ridiculous.
by Craigslist Jane doe September 12, 2024
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compensatiation

Wages, reimbursement for endured hardships, etc. dat's given in da form of tasty chompables dat fill you up.
As any "Beetle Bailey" fan knows all too well, Sarge is so fond of food dat it occupies his mind and rules his life more than almost anything else, and so he would likely be adequately appeased in virtually any scenario if he was merely offered an ample helping of scrumptious delicacies as "compensatiation" for any labor, suffering, etc. dat he'd gone through.
by QuacksO March 22, 2024
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compensating

when someone has a really huge pickup truck to compensate for a below average penis size
well endowed male: why the fuck is your pickup truck so big
small pp male: i'm compensating
by the_compensater July 21, 2024
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equal compensation

giving an item,object, or idea of value to someone or something in exchange for something that is of equal value, or vice versa. Though similar to equivalent exchange, Equal compensation is more economic then scientific or alchemical.
1. - Equal compensation for her injuries was $500,000
by Jonathan Bass February 22, 2008
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Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own
He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.
by afackingfuggot April 27, 2016
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verbal compensation

The greatest bunch of hokey ever conceived as a supposedly acceptable/adequate alternative to monetary payment or actual physical labor to recompense someone for goods/services that he's provided. Even if it was agreed beforehand that the person's assistance would be performed at no cost, too many moochers take advantage of this practice by knowingly/grossly underestimating the amount of time/effort/resources that would actually be required to perform the task, and so the prospective provider is deceived into thinking that the requested task is far less arduous/involved than is turns out to be; he would likely never have agreed to provide his services for free if he'd known the true size/scope of the requested task.
Disgruntled teenager: That skinflint connivin' ol' fart Mr. Jones snookered my buddies and me into "just loading a discarded pile of lightweight foam insulation into the dumpster" for him… not only did he neglect to mention that said insulation was GLUED ONTO PANELS OF SHEETROCK which made them about ten times as heavy, but then afterwards he just gave us VERBAL compensation ---"Great job, fellas... appreciate it! Thanks! I'm really grateful for your volunteering to help out an old weak-muscled geezer like me!" --- instead of slipping us each a ten-spot, the way any decent person would do!
by QuacksO December 21, 2016
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