Companda

It's a companion.

It's a panda.

Companda!

Meet my Companda.
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by distrbnce March 16, 2005

Comparing answers

Code words for cheating. Often used in educational settings and always done in the 3 minutes before class.

Example 1:
*Teacher walks by 2 kids doing homework*
Teacher: Is that chapter 15 due next period?
Kids: Yea, were comparing answers to further our education and brainstorm possible class discussion questions.
Example 2:
Greg: Here, lets compare answers. Unfortunately, I got all blanks.

by The Fo November 20, 2007

Company Fat

Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).

Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)

Later...

Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.

*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.

by tcufrog08 June 24, 2008

campaign goggles

When working on a campaign, you start becoming attracted to other staffers that you would not normally find attractive.

Normally, I wouldn't have touched her, but I got a case of campaign goggles and ended up hooking up with her.

by A.B.M. November 1, 2010

Companimal

Companion+Animal=Companimal. A household pet that the owner treats like one of their friends.

After a long day at work, Nick just chilled with his companimal to ease his stress.

by Nicky Bich January 5, 2011

Campaigner-In-Chief

An additional derogatory title given for Donald J Trump, the 45th President of the United States of America, by his detractors. The title alludes to his lack of leadership and his obsession with campaigning for his own reelection. It is intended as a parody on the term "Commander-In-Chief."

Donald Trump, when not golfing or tweeting on the shitter, loves to play the role of Campaigner-In-Chief

by littlehandsMAGA July 20, 2017

compallo

short for "compulsory allo"

like comphet, except for aromantic/asexual people
comes from allosexual and alloromantic, which mean that someone experiences sexual and romantic attractions

person one: i headcanon zenitsu as aroace
person two: but isn't he married to nezuko?
person one: compallo's insane, man

by anonymous #69420 September 25, 2021