commercials

Shown on television to advertise products. Companies pay to put their commercials on air. One commercial is usually 30 seconds. Shown during shows and in between shows.

I waited until the commecials came on so I could use the bathroom without missing the show.

by _Daniel_ August 3, 2005

Commercemas

New term to describe the time of year formerly known as Christmas. This version of the word clarifies the fact that the commercial period is purely about guilting the population into spending money on presents simply to maintain the social status quo rather than actually having any religious connotation whatsoever. Original religious version stolen from pagan culture in an attempt to con pagans into technically being Christians if they celebrate on the same day.

The period generally starts being promoted around July and climaxes on December 25th. One day later retailers generally drop their hiked prices so it's advisable to wait until then before buying anything.

Merry Commercemas.
What did you get for Commercemas?
****ing Commercemas!
Commercemas went well this year - I saw my shares rise.

by Skinfitz November 1, 2004

commercial raped

-verb
a) When a commercial precedes a video and you cannot pause, fast forward, or click out of it.
b) When are forced to watch commercial endorsements, no matter how much you want it to stop.

While watching my favorite episode of South Park on Hulu, I was commercial raped by Comedy Central.

by yazzi_2k April 12, 2010

Camberwell high school

its a school, i think...

it may also be the 9th circle of hell, one where the "teachers" are actually immortal ancient beings comprised of pure darkness born from mans hubris sent to inflict as much pain and fail as many outcome tasks as inhumanly possible.

oh look its 'Camberwell high school' that's where my soul was sacrificed in return for eternal life and an s on my physics outcome.

by the end times February 23, 2022

chomber

another word for cringe

person 1 “you’re so chomber bro”
person 2 “:(“

by pog63837518 September 9, 2023

wtf commercial

A commercial that is completely irrelevant to the product

guy 1: i was watching this commercial with 3 hot babes having a pillow fight. i was left asking wtf when i found out it was for a chevy truck.

guy 2: oh dude thats a wtf commercial

by rh15 November 9, 2009

Negative camber

The most dumbest thing ever thought of in automotive engineering! Literally the worst idea ever. This is where you tilt the wheels on it's sides, destroying your tread and looking mentally challenged

"Dude have you seen Juans new car?"

-no what did he get?

"Don't worry about it, it has negative camber anyway"

-that's pretty queer

by Number Juan two May 9, 2014