Columbian Joop

Sun Dried Joop mixed with a dash of cocaine.

That line of Columbian joop has a very nutty odor.

by Korowil February 28, 2011

Columbian Corndog

Sexual act where a man fucks a woman in the ass, pulls his penis out, and notices that he has a piece of undigested corn stuck to his weiner.

Susie: I had Mexican food for dinner.
Tommy: Looks like I'm gettin me a Columbian Corndog tonight.

by Rodney Simmons October 5, 2007

Columbian Colonoscopy

v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.

Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"

Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"

Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."

Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."

Vanessa: "Lame!"

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

Columbian breakfast

Cocain served as a substitute for breakfast, in bed.

A women is surprised by her loving sugar daddy with Columbian Breakfast in bed. In what content was the breakfast served on you ask? a mirror. And the utensils? A razzor blade.

by Plude Gist October 24, 2009

columbian cucumber

After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack

Gerbil: ive been stuck in here for 2hours waiting for my columbian cucumber to arrive

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

Columbian Gold

A name for marijuana that has gold hairs in it and comes out of Columbia.

Back in the day, hippies had names for every type of marijuana.

Hey man, do you wanna smoke some Columbian Gold in my new bong or would you rather smoke some more of that Redbud?

by Susie Wallace November 16, 2007

cummy columbian

when a woman is performing a hand job she shoots your load onto your stomach then proceeds to gather your juice into a line and snorts your cum like a line of cocaine.

last night mary treated herself to a cummy columbian!

by jay2kay August 31, 2007