Those motherfuckers are Columbian Congoing.
by bs453691 March 31, 2018
Sexual act where a man fucks a woman in the ass, pulls his penis out, and notices that he has a piece of undigested corn stuck to his weiner.
by Rodney Simmons September 21, 2007
After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack
by te anau boy April 13, 2015
v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.
Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"
Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"
Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."
Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."
Vanessa: "Lame!"
Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"
Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."
Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."
Vanessa: "Lame!"
by RedDan69 January 27, 2011
A women is surprised by her loving sugar daddy with Columbian Breakfast in bed. In what content was the breakfast served on you ask? a mirror. And the utensils? A razzor blade.
by Plude Gist October 24, 2009
A name for marijuana that has gold hairs in it and comes out of Columbia.
Back in the day, hippies had names for every type of marijuana.
Back in the day, hippies had names for every type of marijuana.
Hey man, do you wanna smoke some Columbian Gold in my new bong or would you rather smoke some more of that Redbud?
by Susie Wallace October 29, 2007
when a woman is performing a hand job she shoots your load onto your stomach then proceeds to gather your juice into a line and snorts your cum like a line of cocaine.
by jay2kay August 25, 2007