Collette

A beautiful funny girl who likes to stay out of drama. She is the type of girl you are secretly jealous of. she is very athletic and fast. She will always be extremely smart. You are lucky to be her friend. And if she has a boyfriend she is probably keeping it a secret. She often makes friends who's names start with an A and like a boy who's name starts with the letter G. You are very lucky if you know someone with the Name Collette.

Collette is Gorgeous.

by 123itsmeAva:} December 1, 2017

Colletting

To disappear from the group and walk around in a leisurely or aimless manner while texting or talking on the phone for an extended period of time

Where did Jack go, he was just right here?....Don't worry he's probably around the corner colletting.

by The Dover Crew June 12, 2011

Collective Consciousness

One of the best songs in Metal gear ever, played when fighting Senator Armstrong

The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind
Live in ignorance
And purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
Don't you worry
You'll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed
The fires of greed will burn the weak
So we'll make freedom obsolete
Making whole the fabric of society
Collective consciousness controlled as you will see
MIND CONTROL
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul

by ChefArmstrongFromMGR:R May 23, 2022

serve and collect

what the "law" really does as opposed to serve and protect

"All them cops really wanna do is serve and collect. Serve me a ticket and collect my money!"

by eddie of 48185 June 13, 2005

Swag Collector

A person that has devoted their life to accumulating large amounts of swag. They do this in hopes that people will like having them around if they have swag, but little do they know that this hobby actually makes them less enjoyable to be around than if they had not collected any swag in the first place. Swag is said to have originally stood for "Secretly We Are Gay", and this would explain why Swag Collectors walk funny(Due to the ass fucking they just received). Swag Collectors can usually be seen wearing sideways hats(with the bill perfectly strait and the sticker still on it), and flashy clothing. The flashy clothing is thought to be a way of attracting mates, much in the way a peacock has bright feathers, with the exception that Swag Collectors are attempting to attract same-sex mates.

Thrillz Millz: "Hey, I'm a Swag Collector"

Perez Hilton: "Yay! Wanna fuck?!"

Thrillz Millz: "Yup!"

by non-SwagCollector December 17, 2012

Tim Burton Collective

A website dedicated to filmmaker Tim Burton. Contains one of the strangest message boards ever.

The denizens of the Tim Burton Collective MSG board are an eccentric bunch.

by Jules Carrozza April 8, 2004

the collector

The Killer in the 2009 horror movie the collector and it's sequel the collection 2012, He's a man who wears all black armed with knifes and wears a creepy mask and has very strange eyes, he goes into houses,buildings etc and rigs the place up with saw style traps, he's called the collector because he takes one victim ( alive) from every place he hits, he like to torture people and make sculptures from human body parts and bones. He also has a obsession with bugs and spiders.

The Collector is a horror film, Imagine home alone combined with saw.

by The Mask maker December 21, 2013