Cold as bricks

when its so damn cold outside and the windchill is so low as hell that it feels like you are getting "sharkiesha"ed (punched/slapped) in the face by a brick

p1: What's on today's forecast?
p2: Bricks

OR

*opens front door to and walks outside*

"Damn its cold as bricks out here"

by brokegirl27 February 2, 2017

Coddock

A word you mistakenly say when you are too pressured ordering at the chippy. A mixture of remembering your complete order and the hot fishy environment can cause your brain freak out and combine Cod and Haddock into one word, confusing yourself and the worker.

Staff Next.
Customer Hello yes, 2 large coddock and chips please.
Staff Haddock?
Customer No Cod!

by GeorgiaWH April 21, 2018

Stone Cold

1) absence of heat

2) emotionless

3) Steve Austin, the baddest SOB in professional wrestling. He is known for drinking beer and giving ass holes the Stunner.

1. This body must have been sitting here for a long time. It's stone cold.

2. I wouldn't talk to that guy. He's stone cold.

3. When you hear the glass, it's your ass.

by Eric Simmons January 1, 2004

cold shower

When a guy gets really horny, he takes a cold shower to cool down a bit...

Karl: damn girl, u wanna take this to the bedroom?
Girl: Karl u need to take a cold shower!

by Crazzy Charles October 9, 2005

Hot n cold

When something or someone is liked then disliked, or alternating frequently on status of opinion.

damn, she treat me so hot n cold.

by Frat house BEA March 26, 2009

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017

coldblight

Won't ask out his crush.

'Dude, he won't ask out his crush! What a coldblight!'

by johnmauro1 July 26, 2016