Breaking coconuts

Vigorous masturbation while standing hunched over - to the point of looking like a primate angrily trying to break open some coconuts.

I walked in on my roommate watching porn and he was just breaking coconuts!

by funk579 May 28, 2009

Colon Yodel

A particularly long and loud fart, usually with multiple changes of pitch.

I tried to choke off that fart in the 'vator, but once it started leaking I just went all colon yodel.

by luckymike January 18, 2008

Kentucky Colonels

1. A basketball team that was the most successful franchise in the American Basketball Association before the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976.

2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.

1. The Kentucky Colonels, led by Dan Issel, Artis Gilmore and Louie Dampier, usually waxed teams like the Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, Denver Nuggets, New York Nets, Virginia Squires and Utah Stars.

2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.

by PMax February 24, 2008

colon of a rhino

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.

Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.

by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011

colonicbag

The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.

That guy is such a colonicbag. His collar is up to his ears!

by mvolfman October 29, 2010

Colon Monarch

Gay ruler of where the sun don't shine.

That Colon Monarch just tore me up like a Wendy's triple decker coming out the next day.

by Buck October 19, 2003

Colonia windmil

1) The colonia windmill is a fighting technique usually used by gangsters from colonia. a part of oxnard. Southern california.

2) swinging your penis is a circle multiple times usually slapping someone on the third rotation.

"That stupid cholo didnt know how to fight he did the colonia windmill on him." "wow he doesn't know how to fight."

"eww did you see that fucker? he had a 10 inch dick and swinging that shit around like a colonia windmill or something." D:

by Big John Johnny December 4, 2010