conedick

A condition where one's penis resembles the shape of a cone. The base is much larger than the head and provides a interesting feeling in a female's vagina.

I had to order a custom made condom to fit my conedick.

by Mr. Conedick May 28, 2011

Coited

Getting laid, bumpin' nasties, makin' the beast with two backs, etc. Coit is based on the name of an old game called Quoits where you throw a rope or metal ring over a peg (like when you play horseshoes).

Get coited and die.

by Bored Silly December 28, 2008

Connedsumer

Any consumer in a market dominated by big business, where the power and control exerted by those companies provides a less than optimal environment for the ability of the consumer to utilise the product or technology.

A consumer purchasing a laptop computer with a region restricted DVD drive and no DOS or linux driver support would be a connedsumer. Likewise would be someone searching for FTP server software which, although being decades old technology, is still sold by software firms and contains less functionality than one downloaded for free from sourceforge.

Software connedsumers are increasingly finding that illegal cracks of commercial software, or open source software, is the only choice for hassle free operation without compatability problems and proprietary hinderances.

by Frantic November 25, 2003

corned beef curtains

When a female muff has been through the wars and looks more like a pile of 'corned beef' than anything else

eeewhhh your fanny looks like's a pair of 'corned beef curtains'

by specialk July 23, 2003

cooned

Meaning to steal. Originates from african-americans being called "coons" rather than "niggers" or other more offensive slang. Many people considered african-americans to be thieves, hence the term.

Someone cooned my wallet!

My house got cooned last night.

by foxtrot-echo-seven-zulu-niner July 19, 2005

conned

When a person decides to make a deal presented to them by someone else because they are convinced they will benefit handsomely from it; but the deal results in said person losing everything they put into it plus invariably much more, all while the 'someone' who proposed the deal is on track to benefit immensely, and secretly was the only one guaranteed to benefit at all.

That deal was so good there's no way it could of been true and in fact it wasn't, she was conned out of $400,000 in the end.

by BigDaddy MikeyRed August 16, 2014

corned beef explosion

A chick with an abundant quantity of labia resembelling a buffet of corned beef.

that broad has a huge mound, must be a corned beef explosion in there

by cunnypro February 25, 2006