morning coil

Another name for excrament. Named so because of the time of day it is performed and the shape it makes in the bowl.

I like to start the day with a coffee, followed closely by my morning coil.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

lacuna coil

An amazing gothic metal group from italy, but most lyrics are in english. Fronted by Cristina Scabbia, whos got an amazing voice. They're performing at Ozzfest and may be opening for P.O.D.
There guitaring is decent, but on there last CD *Comalies* they overdid it on the keyboarding. There song Heavens A Lie has been played occasionaly on MTV2 but I've only seen it once. They definitly have the potential to make it in north america

Lacuna coil kicks ass

by Bleh April 18, 2004

coiless

uncoiled or absolutely out of control. Used by REAL people in place of "sick", "rad", or "tight"

"What the fuck?...I was just sittin here and some dude dickslapped me!!"
"HAHA, ya that was Shane...that coiless mothafucka."

by Pimpmasta Fly January 1, 2009

Coil one down

To have a shit, especially if caught short and no conventional toilet is available necesitating that the said shit is delivered from a low height, such as in the woods.

Extendible however to any situation where a person has removed themself in order to defecate.

Where has your wife gone?

Oh, she has just gone to coil one down, she will back shortly.

by JLMW September 4, 2011

Chilfs

The children of a chosen Milf and Dilf, sent by Lil Nax(sty eggs). Therefore, the chilfs of their time.

"Man, look at those siblings. They're insanely hot and smexy."
"Yeah, they're mom is a milf and dad is a dilf. "
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH, they chilfs"

by anal.bubbleitch May 4, 2021

CRILF

Cripple I´d like to fuck.

Damn, did you see that limper over there. That is a crilf for sure.

by Adizzlefoshizzle July 5, 2006

death coil

A spell utilized by warlocks in World of Warcraft which many consider imbalanced since recent changes in its cooldown and effects.

Death coil is also used by Death Knights in Warcraft III. It is sometimes considered imbalanced there, too. Go figure.

OMG I almost got away and then BAM - death coil... wtf...

by wtfpancake February 7, 2006