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Coffin Shitter

Somebody who through their own actions have disrespected one or both of their parents in the worst way imaginable, either through tarnishing their memory or otherwise ruining any good they brought into the world.
Did you read any of Brian Herbert's Dune books? Literally no care for any of the careful themes or literary license of his Father. Absolute coffin shitter.
by RockwellianBison June 11, 2020
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Flaming Coffin

Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.

Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.
I had to pay an extra $200 to perform a flaming coffin on that prostitute last night.
by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009
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Cuffing season

The time of the year where people are looking to be in a relationship.

They are then"cuffed" by a serious relationship and "cuffed" to that relationship.
Dude 1: "Bro it's cuffing season you know I'm not gonna be cheating on my girl.
Dude 2: "Well since it's cuffing season i know that i'm not gonna be sleeping alone this weekend"
by h2rv1e June 18, 2019
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Cuffing

Damn, I'm single AND it's almost December, must be cuffing season!
by TupacTheThird November 14, 2016
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Cuffing season

During the Fall and Winter... You Find someone to
Chill, Vibe, and Connect with... Netflix & Chill?
Hugged up & HULU or the occasional Open Mic Night
I Met Ol Girl at Open Mic at Gate City Tavern
Cuffing Season Edition... She a Whole Vibe I think imma Cuff her
by Poetess shanté Renee November 14, 2021
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coffinpost

A on online post about someone's sexual intrusive thoughts. These posts are usually long and contain detailed sentences of explicit, often taboo, sexual material. Coffinposts are often posted on Tumblr but can be posted anywhere.
Girl: I keep seeing coffinposts on the nsfw tags on tumblr.
Guy: Yeah, they're pretty gross aren't they?
by arc777 December 25, 2021
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Coffin Dance Meme

Coffin Dance Meme is a meme where peolpe dance with a coffin on their shoulder. It's the meme during coronavirus but it's gonna die soon.
Coffin Dance Meme is a meme. Grandayy knows it best.
by ADEEPOCEAN May 20, 2020
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