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Hot Coffee deals with the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

In this game, the developers included a mini game in which the player could control the main character (CJ) having sex with various women. It was later on decided that the game should be removed because it was pushing the limit on its mature rating. Instead of taking out the mini game, it was locked away and never to be accessed by any gamer.

The game was released for PS2 and everything was going smoothly, until it's PC release. It wasn't long before somebody cracked into GTA:SA and found the hot coffee scenes.

The ESRB, who is responsible for rating video games, was outraged and recalled all the games. The rating was changed from Mature (17+) to Adult Only (18+).

Although GTA:SA received a lot of criticism for it's intense violence, graphic language, drug content, etc. It didn't get bashed as much as it did for it's hot coffee mini game.

Which I personally find ridiculous. The game was already restricted to minors.
All this proves is that sex and nudity is worse then violence. Way to go Hilary Clinton, you score another point in our society.
You can beat a cop to death with a hammer while CJ yells; "You fucked with the wrong nigga!" Then you can steal the cop's car and run over his dead carcuss a few times... But as soon as nudity and sex gets involved, everybody panics.

Sex is not worse then violence. One is a source of pleasure and life, the other a source of pain and death.
by Stupidity strikes again August 28, 2005
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coffin sex

The kind of sex that happens in a tight space; you can also have trouble breathing during this time. Places where you can have coffin sex include closets, small bathrooms, dressing rooms, etc.
A: I had coffin sex with my girlfriend the other night.
B: It must've been pretty tight, then. Where'd it happen?
A: In the bedroom closet at my parents' house.
by un-named August 29, 2006
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Coffee

If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.
by A Stove November 28, 2013
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codfish

A woman whose vagina smells very bad
I ran off her bed. She's a stinking codfish.
by etzelet September 8, 2010
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cancer coffin

a tanning bed or an artificial sunlight bed used to achieve tan skin
"Hey girl I'm hittin the cancer coffins after work wanna come along?"
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Dirty Old Man Coffee

Coffee that has sat around for hours or even days and is reheated and consumed. Reheating is optional.
"I needed a pick me up after dinner so I had some dirty old man coffee I made this morning"
by 3wingdinsar August 17, 2009
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coffee

My caffeine induced ramblings are critically acclaimed. Coffee is ingenuity.
by cowbella March 22, 2009
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