coffeetized

A word used to replace an expression of someone who is
not "with it", "awake yet", or "Has not had his jolt of Red Bull."

"Hey man, go get coffeetized first".

"No life before coffee!" or get coffeetized

by marv Prongue January 10, 2009

coffeecon

Having a business conversation on the phone while in a coffee shop. Requires the coffeeconee to look and act more serious than other patrons in the shop and walk around looking for the one spot in the joint where the background music cannot be heard. Also involves cupping one’s hand over the microphone to reduce background noise.

Jane reluctantly agreed to the coffeecon even though she knew the background noise would include more alt-rock music than her co-workers would care to listen to.

by Phenotype5 January 10, 2014

coffeetastrophe

this is what happens when one forgets to put the coffeepot on the burner after turning on the coffee maker. Resulting in water overflowing from the filter all over the counter. After which one runs into the kitchen and puts the coffeepot on the burner to try and save some of the coffee. Only to find half of the coffee grounds now in the coffeepot. At this point swearing is authorized!

This morning i had a coffeetastrophe

by alotta March 11, 2014

Coffeeblow

When ya have a cup of coffee and a blow job

GIRLFRIEND.."good morning baby would you like some tea and biscuits or coffee and cornflakes or a coffeeblow?"
BOYFRIEND.. a coffeeblow
GIRLFRIEND.. (gobble,gobble)
BOYFRIEND.. (sip)

by Coffee and blow job May 26, 2019

coffehour

the hour you take coffe 11-12

its coffehour.

by soso_chraibz123gurl May 14, 2020

coffeefro

THE BEST ACCOUNT ON THE PLANET (also my mutual :)

i love COFFEEFRO

by oxterlos June 8, 2021

Coffeetaps

When you're drinking vodka-cola from a mug behind the desk. Looks like black coffee, taps like a coffee mug on the table after each sip. But, it's vodka-cola.

I'm doing coffeetaps tonight.

by HAL9000XL January 8, 2022