rj colon

A total fatass douchebag aka a fat penguin that waddles down hallways.

Oh yeah I know rj colon

by rj colon December 13, 2016

coldone

a cold bottle of beer.

hey jimmy go to the fridge and fetch me a coldone.

by Chong December 21, 2003

coconutb

Coconutb means someone with a very small penis but a large brain

" Look at that guy hes totally a Coconutb"

by smellyfartcan123 March 8, 2019

Nomadic Colon

Nomadic colons are people who travel to restrooms outside of their work area (past the closest restroom) to utilize a restroom commonly used by another work group or on another floor.

The nomadic colon travels there for unknown reasons, perhaps from a fear of embarrassment from co-workers, a desire to defile new and unexplored territory, or for comfort reasons.

The nomadic colon is predominately male in gender, but female nomads have been observed.

Oh, man! Some nomadic colon stunk the rest room on our floor!

I spotted the elusive nomadic colon when he emerged from our restroom and immediately entered the stairway to return to his home territory.

by The Pirate of Pissants April 12, 2006

No cuts, No buts, No coconuts

One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.

Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.

Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!

by blanket456 December 18, 2012

CoDover

The feeling of having a hangover after a night of playing Call of Duty. Often resulting in lower grades in class.

Dude I can't pay attention in class I have such a CoDover

by blacklantern November 12, 2009

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

by DutchScum May 28, 2010