Coddles

The act of playing COD and cuddling at the same time (:
It's cute okay.

My boyfriend was playing COD. But I wanted cuddles, so we decided to do have coddles.

by balloonkinghunter September 19, 2012

cuddly

used in exchange for c*nt when saying it to a loved one or when around kids

"oh, fran your such a cuddly!"

by cillers October 19, 2011

Cuddlympics

An ultimate marathon of cuddling, which can only be attended by true Cuddle Champs

You have to be a very lucky guy/girl to be invited back to the Cuddlympics every Saturday and Sunday morning.

by cougarcub September 24, 2009

Cuddly Andy

When you lather Andy Reid (Philadelphia Eagles coach) up with oils and get him all sweaty and naked after giving him many tacos from taco bell. Then take a funnel and stick the end of it into your own anus and allow Andy to shoot massive slops of diarrhea down into your anus.

Dude 1 "Did you hear what happened to Nick?"

Dude 2 "No what!?"

Dude 1 "A video of him was leaked, he was doing the Cuddly Andy."

Dude 2 "That's disturbing."

by sjpbus April 17, 2011

cuddly cunt

An asshole who uses Cuddly fabric softener.

*after a breakup*
girl 1: *crying* his clothes were so soft though
girl 2: Girl he was just a cuddly cunt.

by KinkyEmo May 19, 2017

Coddler

A person who takes an extensively long time to smoke a bowl (of marijuana) or a joint

Ashley and Bri are the world's biggest Coddler(s)

by Kortsmit October 7, 2017

Cuddlywuddly

Yes, I like dinosaurs.

Yes, that is my cat's name.

Thank you, thank you.

I am Cuddlywuddly.

by Cuddlywuddly June 8, 2003