Cockgobbler 

Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.

Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.

Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.

Cockgobbler by jabrody August 1, 2010

cockgobbler 

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock

Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers

cockgobbler by Anonymous June 17, 2003

sergeant Major cockwomble 

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues

That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble

sergeant Major cockwomble by browns lb February 24, 2017

cockwoggler

A person who woggles cocks.

Dawg Jessica just cheated on me she's such a fucking cockwoggler.

cockwoggler by TeCockiestWoggler February 13, 2021

Cockwombled 

Being cockwombled Is often referred to as meaning the same as gobsmacked for example

When Shirley told me she was pregnant I was absolutely cockwombled

Cockwombled by Fatimabollock January 5, 2023

Cockwomble

Donald Trump

A cockwomble is currently leading the Republican nomination

Cockwomble by CMMark July 30, 2016

cockgobbler 

one who is a dick. He also would lie to friends and hang out with others, thus accepting the role of a cockgobbler.

Hey Matt, your a cockgobbler, how could you diss us.

cockgobbler by airfeek March 30, 2007