Cocks Man

A sex driven maniac who seeks out countless promiscious engagements with literally any women. The one only criteria is that she have a vagina.

A Cocks Man took down ten women over the the last week. Only one most people would find attractive. He took pleasure in each but found it more enjoyable watching his head count grow.

by Super Gene George December 17, 2008

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Individual who soils himself in constrained circumstances e.g. whilst queuing in a tunnel at Alton Towers.

"It's in the bomb-bay, I don't know how long I can hold it in, I think I'm going to Cockman!"

by Dyamma Byah October 27, 2003

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Die Cockstand

verb To die while in the midst of such a great flurry of activity that one's erection remains after death. Commonly used to describe busy activity.

Sergeant: "If you screw up again, I will make sure you do so many push ups that you die cockstand!"

by sergeant iron May 19, 2010

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You are a cockspank Warren

Warren is a cockspank

by Vechislav March 13, 2003

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Cocksmash

Co-ck-sma-ssh, verb
The act of missing a sexual partners poon or stink hole with ones cock and hitting the bit inbetween at full force resulting in a "cocksmash".

So, I was pounding away on this the young filly when I got a tad carried away, pulled out and said, "right little missy, take this one you filthy little harrlot" and went at her with the might of empire, a pain ran up my jonson and I knew straight away there had been a terrible cocksmash, it's been this colour and bent at a 45 degree angle for weeks now, anything you can do doctor?

by morgansgoat October 30, 2012

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