Cocklashing

pulling your penis out and slapping an inanimate object E.G. a table to produce a slapping sound.

James took his cock out and started cocklashing for all to hear

by Thatgamingowl June 15, 2017

Cockschaltbild

the german word for dickpic

Xbox players: Yo I saw your cockschaltbild!
PC wibbas: Joe gay bruv?

by amanasoftum October 7, 2019

cockasian

still an asian person but with a bigger cock

friend: what race are you?
caucasian male: i’m cockasian!
friend: oh shit, thats neat!!

by ava that one bitch October 29, 2019

Cockwasher

Someone who would typically be a keyboard warrior , flapping their lips , until you cross paths in person.

Jenny46 likes to call me out on the Facebook , then was at castco and I had 3 packs of shit tickets in my cart she sees me and gives me the eyeroll. I respond to her shut your Cockwasher or I'll smack you in it.

by B.J. From Alberta March 16, 2020

Cockwash

When you piss after ejaculating washing off any excess semen

Dude felt like ass after shooting my kids all over the wall but a nice cockwash did the trick

by XII-NOSKILLZ-IIX December 8, 2020

cocklash

noun - the male sexual organ hair, typically called "pubes" on the male specimen are referred to by men of culture as cocklashes

Male 1: Why are there so many hairs in the shower drain, are you balding?
Male 2: No, I was trimming my cocklashes.

by Serotonin H July 4, 2021

cockwashing

When a man retells a story centring himself into the narrative.

'Dude, I was there - you are totally cockwashing what happened!'

by bookshop lady May 11, 2022