glow cocker 

a man who places a glow bracelet around his penis and testicles at festivals in order to be seen at night and to be identified by his friends and fellow glow cockers.

Did you see the glow cockers dancing at the Firewater Lounge last night? I think that's worse than shirt cocking.

glow cocker by EvilDorkGirl July 1, 2010

mother cocker 

A term to use in place of the phrase "mother fucker," when:

1) Saying "mother fucker" gets old
2) When the situation requires a PG rated euphemism for mother fucker
3) When you accidentally hit your head on a blunt object (cabinet, etc)
4) for fun

Hits head on open kitchen cabinet... "MOTHER COCKER!!!!"

mother cocker by mothercocker November 3, 2010

Mad Cocker 

The name given to a man who carried out a series of attacks in Sheffield, England in the summer of 1988. These attacks involved him going door to door in residential areas throughout the city with a male chicken hidden discretely under his coat. Upon finding an unlocked door, he would forcefully thrust the "Mad Cock" on his victims on the other side of the door. Such attacks were marked with a card thrown into the fray with the words inscribed: "You've been Cocked by the Mad Cocker".

After my aunt was cocked by the Mad Cocker, she had to spend 6 weeks in nuthouse receiving daily electroshock therapy. She's still never fully recovered.

Mad Cocker by son_of_mad_cocker July 6, 2008

shirt-cocker 

A man who wears only a shirt at a nude beach.

The beach wandering shirt-cocker enjoyed tanning his buns while keeping the sun off his back.

shirt-cocker by Uncle Mit September 7, 2009

share-cocker 

A woman out of a group of at least two women simultaneously sexually involved with the same guy

She said she knew about the other women
So she's ok with being a share-cocker?

share-cocker by Henry Mosely May 31, 2011

Josh Cocker Valu

Fastest Tongan Alive

E.g Faleasiiu fancies himself as a bit of a Josh Cocker Valu but hes really more of a Paltridge

Josh Cocker Valu by GinderBlock March 4, 2012

Neha Cocker

one who moans in their sleep

i was neha cockering in my sleep last night and every1 thought i was having sex with myself LOL

Neha Cocker by lehurr March 20, 2008