Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
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A "costest" in cosplay is testing out a cosplay. So hair/wig and makeup etc. to see how it looks and where it needs improvement.
by DasTaeubchen January 5, 2019
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by H9834 September 15, 2008
Get the shit on your coats mug.A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.
by bigdickbandit February 22, 2008
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My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!
by armcandy2222 May 27, 2009
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Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
by J. Malik April 29, 2006
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