Clusterfuge

Multiple clusterfucks being spun rapidly in order to separate the component parts of the original fucks that caused the cluster in the first place.

This project is totally screwed up, nobody knows what's going on, unqualified people, stupidity abounds, it's a total clusterfuge.

This event has no organization. The directions are wrong. Nothing is were it's supposed to be. Everyone is wondering around bitching. It's a complete clusterfuge.

by Whatizhip December 23, 2009

clusterfutopia

an idea, grounded in fantasy, prejudice, extremism, or a combination of all of the above, that prescribes a solution the author believes will result in some kind of utopian outcome, but the rest of the world realizes will result in a complete and total clusterfuck.

The Tennessee Legislature's attempts to roll back Health Care Reform reflected their commitment to clusterfutopian principles.

by vibinc901 November 20, 2010

A Cluster Fuck

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.

The baggabe claim at the airport was a cluster fuck; people had no clue where they were going.

by Pesticide 5 September 5, 2006

Cluster Buster

A person who treats the medical condition of cluster headaches by using hallucinogenic substances, especially shrooms.

I used to suffer a lot with cluster headaches, but since I became a Cluster Buster I haven't had a single headache.

by JJA December 22, 2004

cluster waiting to fuck

A large or obviously sham filled situation that is doomed to failure, but much like the lemmings you can do nothing to stop it. Just hope when you encounter it in the wild that you are a voyeur and not a participant.

Johnny could obviously tell that the lemmings' summer retreat seminar and the Acapulco cliff diving competition was a cluster waiting to fuck and luckily he brought lube and a tripod.

by Stimmy & The Riffler October 8, 2008

clusterfunctional

adjective, to have too many things to do, too little time in which to get them done and yet still make progress. Coined by Maureen Ryan, Chicago Tribune, 2009

In spite of the ridiculous demands on my time, I still manage to be clusterfunctional.

by Paladin7777 December 3, 2009

Cluster-fucked

When you go to Miami University (of Ohio not Florida you fucktards) as an honors student, you sign up for a cluster of 2-3 classes in a topic you kinda choose (you make a list of preferences of clusters over the summer and most likely you won't get the one you want and get a crappy one you don't like and half of the original clusters you choose from get ELIMINATED!), then you are cluster-fucked.

Or when your cluster forces you to take a certain route in your academic career to avoid wasting class space in later semesters (even if you end up not liking the cluster classes or topics you are in) you have been CLUSTER-FUCKED.

You're a Math major in a seminar for chemistry majors? Wow, you got cluster-fucked!

I wanted to take physics classes for my major, but because I was cluster-fucked I have to take chemistry classes instead.

I signed up for one cluster, but I got cluster-fucked into another one I don't like.

Miami is cluster-fucking me.

by PRAOCH October 13, 2009